This episode of Foul Bachelorette Frog has been brought to you by Peter Dinklage.

This episode of Foul Bachelorette Frog has been brought to you by Peter Dinklage.

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Sometimes a girl just needs to sit down and think about Tom Hiddleston making out with a duplicate of himself for a while.

Sometimes a girl just needs to sit down and think about Tom Hiddleston making out with a duplicate of himself for a while.

Could someone who is better at photoshop than I am please put a collar on him? KTHNXBI.

Could someone who is better at photoshop than I am please put a collar on him? KTHNXBI.

Imma knit that scarf.
Don’t judge me.

Imma knit that scarf.

Don’t judge me.

(Source: morekittens)

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I sit like this in chairs. I pretend I’m Cleopatra in repose, and that I have a harem of well oiled, barely dressed pretty young things waiting on me. And I’m

 

To which my brother, as the only other person in the room, usually replies

potatolangdon:

i don’t know how to not curse

i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE

it’s a problem

(Source: believed)

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I have no plans to see Shame.

I’m scared that while all the other fangirls are doing this:

I’ll be curled up in the corner, crying forever, like Spock here:

Not like, because of the penis or anything. Just because the movie is sad.

(Reblogged from neversaydiet)
(Reblogged from neversaydiet)
(Reblogged from neversaydiet)